One-Liner Wednesday on Thursday.

“It’s really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!”

Twitter, 19/10/15

I think you can Guess Who ?

D. Trump

This is part of LindaGHill’s #1lineWeds.

Stream of Consciousness Saturday. Fab.

LindaGHill said. Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “fab.” Use it as a word or find a word beginning with “fab.” As always, use any way you’d like. Have fun!

Fabulously an Acrostic Poem

Full of promise full of life

Always running full of hype

Blessed with memories and joy

Unisex? Girl or boy

Little things we hold so dear

Out of this world far and near

Unending fun and fashion sense

Sing the old songs sing the new

Living happy not in fear

You and me fab and gear.

And now for something completely different.

After the second world war, due to heavy bombing there was an acute shortage of housing. Here in the UK the solution was envisaged by war-time prime minister Winston Churchill in March 1944, and legally outlined in the Housing (Temporary Accommodation) Act 1944.

Quickly built homes for all those made homeless by the Blitz, they were the perfect solution to the post war problem . The were single story prefabricated homes. The populous affectionately called them the prefab.

One Liner Wednesday, Late Friday.

A burglar who can’t get through windows or in or out of a getaway car is suffering from

Conflab

This is a very late alternative Dictionary entry for LindaGHill’s
#1linerWeds

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS March 30/19 .

Doh! Dough.

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Doh! I was so busy yesterday I missed my personal deadline for Stream of Consciousness Saturday . Yes LindaGHill said : “Your challenge for this week’s #SoCs is Doh! / Dough. Use one use both but make sure you have fun”

Well what can I say Doh! accompanied by either hitting yourself on the head, embarrassment or annoyance is a perfect exspleitif first coined by Homer Simpson.

Dough on the other hand can be two different things. The original meaning of the word is what you make when making bread , you need to knead dough when making bread or doughnuts. Which reminds me doughnuts are Homer Simpson’s favourite food intact I think they are part of his staple diet, if not his staple diet!

The other is a more modern use for the word dough and it refers to money. As in “You need to work to earn the dough” or “that costs a lot of dough!”

Just a thought do you remember the Pillsbury Doughboy. The Pillsbury flour company made numerous adverts staring the cute dough boy who was always being poked and prodded by a human finger. The adverts spanned 1965 to 2017.

And now an Acrostic poem about and spelling Dough.

Don’t forget to knead the dough

Or your loaves will not grow

Unless you put the work in

Get it right or your bread will be thin

Happy bread will sell and dough you’ll win.

One-Liner Wednesday –

This week I am joining Dale at Dairy of an internet nobody with his Alternative Dictionary.

Conpodium : A plinth for a criminal.

Okay this is a WRONG spelling. Let’s try Consensus : A list of conmen or criminals.

Check this out Ritu 💜💜💜

This silliness is brought to you care of Linda G Hill’s #1linerWeds.

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS March 16/19

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Our  prompt  form  LindaGHill  for  Saturday’s Stream of Consciousness is Soul/Sole Use one use both , use them anyway  you like but enjoy.

“Sole responsibility for purgatory“

Angel Marge basked in the glory

Of  those  words uttered by St Peter

A new challenge  she  though…it won’t defeat her.

So she  tidied up the space and  put  new rules in place

To meet the  new souls she  took on some  extra grace.

Opening up on her first morning

She  was amazed  at  the number of  souls towards her  swarming

Soon the  enormity of the task,in her mind was dawning .

She needed help to cope with so many lost souls  arriving

Quickly  she employed angel staff , to help with client reviving.

St Peter was impressed

At how quickly  problems  she addressed.

Every single hapless soul

She sorted  out  and  helped  them reach  their goal.

Yes Angel Marge embraced  her role

Loving  and  caring for  each and  every  soul.

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One-Liner Wednesday. Talk to the face.

Part of One Liner Wednesday from LindaGHill

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After the way they are treating me , am I bothered?

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS March 9/19

Our Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday from LindaGHill is “abash/a bash/bash.” Use “abash,” or “bash” as a noun or a verb. Bonus points if you manage all three. Have fun!

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Unabashedly I can confirm that I am a huge fan of the Bloggers Bash. Yes it’s true I do.

I have attended three out of the four Bashes so far and I am off to Bash number five in June.

Talking of the Bash have you got your tickets yet, have voted for your favourite Bloggers yet. Here is the link to the

THE ANNUAL BLOGGERS BASH THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR THE BEST BLOGGING EVENT OF THE YEAR!

Also I have entered the ‘Five’ competition. Would you like a bash at that, here is the link for that too.

THE 2019 BLOGGERS BASH BLOG POST COMPETITION

Well all I can say is give it a The Blogger’s Bash a bash this year, you can be assured of a friendly welcome.💜💜💜.

This is part of #SoCs.

One Liner Wednesday. Diet.

Husband: ‘I am on a diet.’

Ten minutes later.

Husband: ‘Shall I have that last Apple pie.’

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The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS March 2/19 : Celestial.

Celestial of the stars, we are and eventually to the stars we will return. I find this is such a wonderful and calming thought. I have always yearned to travel the stars. Space and all it entails have always been my dream. Well it will not be my destiny, I was born too early. So I take comfort in the fact that when I die I shall return to the stars and be celestial. That’s the explanation now here is an Acrostic Nonet.

Celestial of the stars we are

Eternal, boundless essence star

Life for us is but a blink

Earthbound yet on the brink

Straining to venture

To our true home

In pure hope

Almost

Life.

This week our Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “cele-.” Find a word that starts with or contains “cele” and use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!
Visit LindaGHill‘s blog and see all the entries.
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