One-Liner Wednesday. 28/7/2021.

Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend, inside of a dog it’s too dark to read!

Groucho Marx

Ruby and friends! © willowdot21.

THIS IS PART OF LINDAGHILL’S ONE-LINER WEDNESDAY.

One -Liner Wednesday: what are the odds.

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

Boris Johnson

Well done Boris, you got at least one thing right!

This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

Wordless Wednesday and One -Liner Wednesday. On Thursday.

Trees, they make oxygen for us to breathe and they look beautiful I love trees. ©willowdot21.

© willowdot21.

© willowdot21

Can you see this tree’s green dress and gentle face I have outlined it in white in the second Photo.

This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday and also Wordless Wednesday.

One-Liner Wednesday – It’s which season?

One-Liner Wednesday. More Family Humour. What?

Having just sat, nerves on edge through the England v Denmark semi finals! We got a message from Eldest son.

“I was so bored with the Match that I bought myself a new bike.”

How could he of been bored?

PART OF LINDAGHILL’S ONE-LINER WEDNESDAY.

Whoever they were they were not bored.

One-Liner Wednesday. 23/6/21

“Bite my head off once too often…. I will give you indigestion! “

© willowdot21.

Part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

One-Liner Wednesday. Yellow Lines. (Family)

Eldest son on phone to hubby discussing the state of an ongoing dispute with the council about the state of the road outside our house.

“If I get to your age Dad I shall look forward to all this! ”

Shades of Victor Meldrew!

This is part LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

One-Liner Wednesday. Family.

Out in the car, when we got a call from our two eldest sons, who were staying with us at the time.

M “Dad have you got my wallet by mistake”

D “No, I only have mine with me.”

M “Are you sure, oh! Hang on , is that your wallet P?

P “Yes it is.”

M “Ah! Mine is upstairs.”

Sound of feet on stairs. Distant voice, M “It’s okay I have got it!”

Now, here is the One Liner from P.

“Its okay dad, we are just like like Laurel and Hardy but just not funny! “

Part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

One-Liner Wednesday.

This is part of Linda G. Hills One-Liner Wednesday.

One liner Wednesday. A day late.

I’m an instant star. Just add water and stir.

David Bowie.

part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

One-Liner Wednesday: Unkind.

Why are people so unkind to James Blunt?

Both images from Buzz Feed.

THIS IS PART OF LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.