One-Liner Wednesday – Aaaand…. Vampires.

Its galloping towards Halloween and so let’s look at some of my favourite guys!

“That’s often the way here with vampires. Quiet lives, active deaths.”

MATTHEW SCHOFIELD

“From the crypt, the greatest Halloween story ever told. And it was true”, McClatchy DC Bureau, October 31, 2016

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One-Liner (Poem) Wednesday: Years.

They come and go
Multiply and grow
We accumulate them
Let’s wear the well.

© willowdot21.

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One-Liner Wednesday. Life these days.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Elbert Hubbard

Er? Maybe not these days?

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One liner Wednesday On Thursday. Ingratitude.

Dropped hubby off at train station this morning and asked him. “Do you want me to pick you up this evening?”

“No I’ll walk he replied”

“You don’t like my driving?” I asked.

“No I don’t he replied”

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One-Liner Wednesday. The English.

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We have started watching Downton Abbey again and loving it. Maggie Smith steels every scene she is in! Early in season one a sexual encounter between Lady Mary and the Turkish Embassador’s son leads to him dying of a weak heart. ….I will not let anymore of the story out but on being told of this the Dowager’s reply is.

Last night, he looked so well. Of course it would happen to a foreigner. No “Englishman would dream of dying in someone else’s house.”

spoken by The Dowager Countess Violet Crawley. Downton Abbey..

image from IBM.https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1606375/

One-Liner Wednesday. Alternative Dictionary.

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A tip of the hat to Dale at The Return Of The Internet Nobody and his entries for the alternative dictionary.

CANTILEVER. PACE LEVER ON A MECHANICAL HORSE?

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One Liner Wednesday.

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“You’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

Pooh Bear.

One-Liner Wednesday : On Thursday. 5/8/21

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Best words ever wispered in my ears.

” I love you Grandma”

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One-Liner Wednesday. 28/7/2021.

Outside of a dog a book is man’s best friend, inside of a dog it’s too dark to read!

Groucho Marx

Ruby and friends! © willowdot21.

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One -Liner Wednesday: what are the odds.

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

Boris Johnson

Well done Boris, you got at least one thing right!

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