One-Liner Wednesday, April 1st, 2020 – Signs of Life


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I was half watching the news just now, they were talking about people trying to get home from holidays abroad. A young couple , she a Dr and he a trauma surgeon, were saying they were desperate to get home to help. I asked hubby why can’t they volunteer to help out in Australia… Hubby, sighed and replied because they are in South Africa .. .. God help me …is there any hope for me 🙄😖😜💜💜

Bit long for a one liner but it might make you smile.

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One-Liner Wednesday.

Trump Expresses Outrage at Having to ‘Close the Country’ to Slow Virus

Fleeing New Yorkers told to quarantine as Trump says the U.S. should reopen ‘by Easter.’

Source : The New York Times.

Really?


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One-Liner Wednesday

“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.“

William Shakespeare

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One-Liner Wednesday.

“Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.” – Melody Beattie

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One thought on “One liner Wednesday: Alternative dictionary.”

Today my entry for LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday enters the realms of the Alternative Dictionary as used by Dale at Return of the Internet Nobody

A D.I.Y. term. Mastication. The sealing of bond ceiling, wall, and floor tiles, plywood panels, concrete, asphalt, leather and fabric.


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One Liner Wednesday. Pilates.

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Pilates Teacher : “Your ribs are not your backbone, your neck is not your shoulders, your hips are not your pelvis, your legs are not your hips but your feet are your shoulders!”

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One-Liner Wednesday – Why?

© willowdot21

Why do people hang full dog pooh bags on trees and bushes?

Every day I as I walk Ruby, no matter what where we go we all always see this strange decoration on trees and bushes. My question is why?

This unsavoury post was bought to you care of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.


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One-Liner Wednesday

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.

Harold Wilson

This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

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One-Liner Wednesday. What?

I was at the Endoscopy Department at the hospital this morning. The nurse who prepped me me announced.

” We may or may not be running a tad late, if you get my drift.”

Actually I didn’t!

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One-Liner Wednesday/ JusJoJan the 29th, 2020 – Pilates.

Image from Pixabay

” Make sure your feet, hips, back ribs and shoulders are flat on the mat. Cup the back of your head, raise your head then lift with your spine.. Not you just your ribs. Relax, breath , smile …don’t pull that face. “

Pilates Teacher this morning!

Me…Really?

Jusjojan
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