Its Saturday and time for LindaGHill’s Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt which according to her email is:
“Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “wool.” Use it any way you’d like. Have fun!“
Let me see there is wire wool, spare wool, all kinds of different ply wool.
There are woolly hats, scarves,gloves, socks and mamoths.
Now there a woolly jumpers( sheep crossed with Kangaroos!) Woolly cardigans and coats and woolly crochet outfits. Take it away Sam!
There are woolly stories or facts… Not sure if they are true
Woolly directions….not very good or clear.
Or even Pulling the wool over someone’s eyes….fooling or lying to or misleading them.
Feeling woolly headed…..full of cold or hungover!
I am the world’s worst knitter and crocheter my Mum and sisters tried to teach me they all wasted their time! My efforts were more comedic than wearable!
Which makes me the Queen of woolly poems!
The dropped stitch.
Here I am the odd one out ,
Stuck, my mouth in a pout.
I am the stitch that fell,
And found it’s way to hell.
Count the stitches one by one
Careful now else you’ll count wrong.
Click, click go the needles of strife Knitting wool making patterns of life.
Knit one pearl one carry one over
Is this a cardigan or a pullover?
You cannot hold on to the cable
I am telling you now, you’ll not be able.
I feel sorry for the Sheep, Kashmir or Angora
Forgive my bad poetry I implore yer?