I lie here crisp, virgin, pure and new. I lie here at the top of the pile waiting for you. The tension is mounting what can I do, I know any time now I shall be seized and used roughly by you.
I have never hurt you so is it fair that I should feel so threatened by you standing there! …..OH! no be gentle , don’t squeeze me that way.I don’t think you are listening to a word that I say.
OH! please this awful what did I ever do to you, to use use me so cruelly and cover me with your goo!
ARRRRH! now you just drop me tell me is that fair to throw me in the bin and then just disappear.