#JusJoJan prompt the 28th – “Storm”

“Storm, storm hold up why are you in such a mood?” Jim shouted at his sister as she stomped across the bar! As she went through the door into the street he caught up with her. “What’s with you, why the face and why were you so mad with that guy, do I need to punch his lights out? “

Storm turn to face her brother eyes flashing and red hair flailing around. “Why,” she shouted, “why did mum and dad call me Storm, I mean Storm for God’s sake it caused me nothing but hassle.” Jim smiled , you know sis it’s not your name it’s your temper that gives you all the grief, not your name! ” He looked her straight in the eyes and smiled, she smiled and then they both laughed. “Mum always said you were born the night of 15 October 1987, the night of Hurricane, the night Michael Fish said there was no storm comming but there was! ” “Yes ” Storm replied, “Dad was working away and mum went into labour! Trees down cars and debris flying around… mum whisked off to hospital, the ride from hell, she called it. You went into Mrs Tyson next door didn’t you.” Laughing Jim agreed.

“So you were called storm …just be grateful they didn’t pick Hurricane! God your tempers scary enough as it is!”

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Part of LindaGHill’s Justjojan

Not the A to Z April Challenge : Hysterical

Don’t tell me I’m Hysterical

Don’t  tell me I am hysterical

Don’t say  my  eyes  are  spherical

I know  my  voice  is rising

It’s hardly  surprising

This  is  not  temper

Nor distemper

Hysteric

Me, What

ARH!!!!!

 

 

 

For Lisa : I get pissy when I am not witty

For  my  friend  Lisa

I get pissy when I’m not witty.

Steer clear  of  me  when my  fits  get hissy!

Don’t  sneer  at  my  lack of  whit I don’t  need  your pity!

My  mood is turning  black, of fun there is a lack and I am in a tissy.

 

I get pissy when I’m not witty.

OMG  your  smiling  at anguish

Don’ be  such a dicky

Your  smile  I  will vanquish!

 

The Christmas Fairy that got the Hump

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It’s not fair it’s a shame Christmas has come and gone again.

I am cold and put on weight eating all those chocolates I normally HATE!

The holly has all gone from the halls,

And some one broke my favourite balls!

There is a bit of Christmas tree

Stuck up the most embarrassing PART OF ME.!!

It is cold and bloody wet but no one gives a damn about me I bet.

No one worries about the Christmas fairy

As long as she is cute and pert and not BIG AND HAIRY.

The snow has gone and turned to slush

The dogs  are eyeing  me up   I doubt it would help if I SHOUTED MUSH!

Santa came when he was drunk, he was hot and he was rough

And now this fairy is UP THE DUFF!!

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I WANT TO WISH ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS A VERY VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

WITH LOTS OF LOVE WILLOWDOT21

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