
Three mince pies
There are three mince pies in the kitchen, there used to be four. The four were out there to start with but there isn’t any more.
There were four mince pies to start with where did that one go. I know it isn’t in my tum if it were I would know. Three mince pies are out there so tempting I would love to have one but I can’t and that’s not fair.
My husband looks very smug , well he does to me. I wonder if the fact he licked his lips could explain why there are only three.
Where did they come from I hear you say, he found them in the freezer the other day. He took them out to use them before they passed their best. It does not take too much imagination to guess the rest.
There are three mince pies in the kitchen I think I shall go and check , …….. Hey now look there is only one, two gone well blooming heck!!! I have not had one and that is the way it will stay. I have resisted so far, my husbands looking very smug . I have no more to say.

One mince pie.