Look at those cushions, they are not straight. The dust on this coffee table is inches thick. Clean it up now you lazy bitch you know mess is something I hate. Do it now go move you make me feel sick. Don’t stand there staring as if you were thick.
The kids have wrecked the bathroom, move your arse and sort them now. I don’t give a damn about your aching head. Where is my dinner I have been at work all day, have you even heard a word I have said.

desserts is stressed backwards.
What have you been doing, out with friends all day, go on, what nothing to say. A man slaves away at work it is your job to keep house and not shirk. Look at you, you are not the girl I married she was bright and happy and full of life , such a sexy sight.
Where is my blue shirt and there is a hole in my socks , look at you, your going grey where are those flaxen locks. I’ll be late tonight don’t wait up , why, I going out for a beer, dear!
BANG! Where’s the cereal Mum, where’s the milk where’s my homework where’s my new scarf of silk.
Take your lunch take your bus fares there’s your homework on the stairs. I have no idea where your scarf is get a move on your bus goes in five minutes and a half!
BANG! Thank God they’ve gone peace at last , Lets just take a few minutes and hope this throbbing headache will pass. Put washing out to dry , OH! no that’s he best shirt he’ll be mad .
I had enough this is just too much. Sod the washing sod the shopping sod the house I’m going clothes shopping. New shoes new dress new car? I am off now and I’ll go far. I teach him to call me a lazy bitch . No more cooking no more cleaning the hoover I can ditch! This worm has finally turned I have taken too much the old life I will just burn.
BANG the house shakes I leave for the last time I have had enough I going to live for me, is that such a crime . The kids are older I’ll write them in time they know I love them they know they are mine. I can’t stay with their father he is an ignorant swine.