One-Liner Wednesday : Alternative Dictionary.

Here is one for the Alternative Dictionary. A bit of a stretch but if said out loud it works. Also rather topical this week, 50 years after the first men stepped on the moon.

Pilates : Tablet form posh coffee for astronauts.

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One-Liner Wednesday. Anger.

Badge by Laura

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“Anger is one letter short of danger”

Eleanor Roosevelt

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Image from Pixabay

One-Liner Wednesday

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don’t.

Ian Stewart, Professor Stewart’s Cabinet of Mathematical Curiosities

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One-Liner Wednesday. 19/6/19

Badge by Laura @ riddlefromthemiddle.com

“Why do I set so much store on people and events everything is transitory.”

My thoughts this morning.

Part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

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One-Liner Wednesday

Here is one from the Alternative Dictionary, for those of us worried about global warming:

Battenburg ( as in cake)

Shoring up an iceberg.

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Bye, little monkey. We’ll miss you!

My Entry for the 2019 #1LinerWeds Badge Competition .

One Liner Wednesday Badge.

Well here we are again , it’s time to submit our entries for LindaGHill’s new, One Liner Wednesday Badge, Design Competition.

Thank you to Cheryl at https://tropicalaffair.me/. For the lovely monkey we have had since 2018.

Everyone is welcome to design and submit an entry. Above is my entry. I took this photo a fortnight ago at Windsor.

Here is the Pingback to the Rules and Regulations.

Good luck to all entrants. 💜💜

#1linerWeds badge by Cheryl, at dreamingreality646941880.wordpress.com/

One-Liner Wednesday. Alternative Dictionary.

Today for LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday I have an entry for the Alternative Dictionary.

Hyperextension:

When there is more exstension than house.

Photograph by Edmund Sumner.

One- Liner Wednesday. Optimism

I am an optimist but an optimist who carries a raincoat.

Harold Wilson

This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

One-Liner Wednesday: Brexit.

Brexit was the first brick that was knocked out of the establishment wall.

Nigel Farage

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One – Liner Wednesday.

Alternative Dictionary.

Defender : The bumper on a car?

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