One-Liner Wednesday. Christmas card list.

I was at the Drs yesterday, she mentioned that she loved my finger nails

Not so keen on my toenails though.

She said they reminded her of a fungal infection.

That’s her off of my Christmas card list.

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One-Liner Wednesday. Alternative Dictionary.

Testicles : practice tickling.

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One Liner Wednesday

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“Me, no ,I wouldn’t raid your bag and eat the carrots No! I was framed!”

Ruby (Guide Dog Retired)

One-Liner Wednesday. 29/08/2016.

Just when you think you have reached a calm oasis a storm arrives.

Me today.

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One-Liner Wednesday. Smile

“Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don’t get so worked up about things.”

Kenneth Brenagh

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One-Liner Wednesday.

This is an entry for the Alternative Dictionary.

Wardrobe : Nurses uniform.

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One Liner Wednesday. 8/8/18.

Alternative Dictionary.

Nubile : Freshly sick.

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One-Liner Wednesday.1st August.

“Never go to sleep on an argument ……. the are bloody uncomfortable! “

Annonimous.

Alternatively: an Alternative Dictionary entry:

Annonimous. = A nameless mouse.

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One-Liner Wednesday

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Well it’s not Wednesday and it’s not one line but here goes anyway.

Having asked hubby to buy some creme fresh and double cream I went to the fridge to check the dates. Then I spotted some steak. “Oh! I said, you have bought some steak” ” you told me to” he replied. I gave this some thought and replied, “can you get cream and creme fresh, and make sure they have *decent dates” Hubby laughed I thought you said get some decent steak”. ???

Well the dates on the cream and creme fresh are good, and they steak looks good too.

We are both fluent but in different languages…….

* decent dates : shelf life on the the goods.

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