One-Liner Wednesday –

This week I am joining Dale at Dairy of an internet nobody with his Alternative Dictionary.

Conpodium : A plinth for a criminal.

Okay this is a WRONG spelling. Let’s try Consensus : A list of conmen or criminals.

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One-Liner Wednesday. Talk to the face.

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After the way they are treating me , am I bothered?

One Liner Wednesday. Diet.

Husband: ‘I am on a diet.’

Ten minutes later.

Husband: ‘Shall I have that last Apple pie.’

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One-Liner Wednesday.

This photo is doing the rounds, it is not mine. I do not lay any claim to it but it makes me laugh I hope it does you too.

This is for LindaGHill‘s #1lineWeds.

One-Liner Wednesday.13/2/2019.

I hate the the early morning before the light appears and and my mind is running riot.

Just thought my me and written down immediately for LindaGHill’s #1linerWeds.

One-Liner Wednesday

If you want children to be intelligent read the fairytales. If you want them to be more intelligent read them more fairytales.

Albert Einstein

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JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 30th, and One-Liner Wednesday

This double prompt is brought to you care of LindaGHill.

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Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 9th, and One-Liner Wednesday

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… but the highest form of intelligence.” Oscar Wilde

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Just Jot it January Day Two. One Liner Wednesday.

“I can’t change it so I shall learn to live with it acceptance or grief.”

Thoughts of mine this morning.

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One-Liner Wednesday.

The Sun is out the Sky is Blue and it’s December in England?

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