One Liner Wednesday. Alternative Dictionary

Transverse : Cross sex verse.

Transpose : Cross sex stance

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One Liner Wednesday: Alternative Dictionary.

Abbotoire : A trio of Clerics.

Abbotsford : Car for Monks

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One Liner Wednesday : Okay Google !

I overheard  this  conversation  between my husband  and his  phone ….yes  I  did  say  that ! My  husband  spoke  to his  phone  and  a female  voice answered. I have  this  app on  my  phone also as  I  am sure  many of  you  do  too. Yet  more  surprising  is  the  last  answer  that  Google spoke.

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Husband to phone : Okay Google where is our red dish.

Google: here are some results.

Husband: Google you are useless.

Google : My engineers will be disappointed to hear that.

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One Liner Wednesday : Alternative Dictionary.

Sparking  :  Convenience store royalty. 

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Alternative Dictionary: Portrait = Bad Habit.

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One Liner​ Wednesday: Alternative Dictionary.

My version of the Alternative Dictionary.

With a heads up to Dale Cooper ! 

Contactless : wearing glasses.

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One Line Wednesday, in Two Lines.

Set the scene: hubby and friend sitting on the sofa chatting. 

Hubby: Those hearing aids you have are pretty good!

Friend : Pardon?

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