One-Liner Wednesday.11th September 2019.

Men!

#1linerWeds. Devised by Lindaghill.

One-Liner Wednesday. 4th September 2019.

Image from Pixabay

I was discussing binary with my son last night especially colours. He told me.

” You can express all colours in binary As long as you have enough numbers
Black is 000000
White is 111111 Red is FF0000
Green is 00FF00
Blue is 0000FF ”

This rivetting stuff is part of Lindaghill’s #1linerWeds

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One-Liner Wednesday 21 August 2019.

It was Pilates this morning only the second lesson I have managed since the sepsis. Discussing how I was feeling, I mentioned my arm, back and foot as problem areas.

Teacher: which is worse?

Me : well me foot is a pain in the neck!

Teacher: your right! what have I been telling you for months it all connected.

Image from Pixabay

This is part of Lindaghill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

One-Liner Wednesday. The Sea.

The ocean brings me peace

It’s song my troubles cease.

© willowdot21. 2019.

One-Liner Wednesday. 1/8/2019

A word for the Alternative Dictionary.

Equivalence : Posh Horse Blanket.

©www.riddlefromthemiddle.com

This is part of Lindaghill’s One-Liner Wednesday. #1lineWeds.

One – Liner Wednesday

Life is too short to bicker. Why doesn’t everyone learn that 💜.

©willowdot21.

This is part of Lindaghill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

One-Liner Wednesday True

We were out walking Ruby last week and we met another dog walker. He had a lovely spaniel. He was telling us this was really his wife’s dog.

Dog walker: “She insisted on another dog, I really did want another, but a new dog is cheaper than a divorce!”

This is part of Lindaghill’s #1lineWeds.

One-Liner Wednesday : Alternative Dictionary.

Here is one for the Alternative Dictionary. A bit of a stretch but if said out loud it works. Also rather topical this week, 50 years after the first men stepped on the moon.

Pilates : Tablet form posh coffee for astronauts.

This is part of Lindaghill’s #1lineWeds.

One-Liner Wednesday. Anger.

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This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

“Anger is one letter short of danger”

Eleanor Roosevelt

#1linerWeds

Image from Pixabay

One-Liner Wednesday

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don’t.

Ian Stewart, Professor Stewart’s Cabinet of Mathematical Curiosities

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Part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.