One – Line Wednesday

Why does it always rain on me?

#1lineWeds.

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One Liner Wednesday

“Where annual elections end where slavery begins.”

John Quincy Adams

This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday. #1linerWeds1

One-Liner Wednesday 31/10/18.

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“Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.”
– Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow(1999)

One Liner Wednesday Late Again.

This is one for the Alternative Dictionary.

This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

Lunatics. . Night sounds

#1linWeds

One-Liner Wednesday,17/10/18

This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

Life is too short to deal with customer service of phone company, bank or government department!

I just have not got enough life left to cope with them!

Quote from ME. After a stressful day.

One-Liner Wednesday.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.

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One-Liner Wednesday 3/9/18

Pilates Teacher arrives ! Three of us are seated awaiting her arrival.

“Sitting is the new smoking”

She announced !😖😠😣

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One-Liner Wednesday. Christmas card list.

I was at the Drs yesterday, she mentioned that she loved my finger nails

Not so keen on my toenails though.

She said they reminded her of a fungal infection.

That’s her off of my Christmas card list.

This is brought to you care of LindaGHill’s #1lineWeds

One-Liner Wednesday. Alternative Dictionary.

Testicles : practice tickling.

Part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

1lineWeds.

One Liner Wednesday

#1lineWeds. This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

“Me, no ,I wouldn’t raid your bag and eat the carrots No! I was framed!”

Ruby (Guide Dog Retired)