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One Liner Wednesday. Another entry for the Urban Dictionary.

 Lobster : messy method of cooking.

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One Liner Wednesday.

“We will be talking about gun laws, as time goes by”

Donald Trump in the wake of the Last Vagas multiple shootings.

 Really?  will they? Wake up !

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One Liner Wednesday.

One man with a head on his shoulders is worth a dozen without.

Elizabeth 1 of England.

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We were approaching the closed level crossing gates. My husband switched lanes to turn left.  “Don’t we want to go straight on I asked? “. Er! No!

One – Liner Wednesday.

Well it’s more than one word… But really all these rules for a garden park?

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Alternative Dictionary.

Radioactive : wireless keep fit. 

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One Liner Wednesday: Bletchley Park, Churchill,

The Geese that laid the golden eggs but never cackled.

Winston Churchill. 

Churchill made the above statement about the people at Bletchley Park.

On Thursday this week we visited Bletchley Park in Buckinghamshire  where the Enigma and Lorenzo machines and codes were cracked during WW2. 

The 8500 people at Bletchley and the 1500 who worked at the two outstations were all sworn to secrecy and many died with their secrets intactact. 

The valiant work they did and the harsh conditions in which they worked and lived are no longer secret and so we were able to visit and see it all.

If it had not been for the brilliant minds and dedication of these men and women, who shortened the war by at least two years we may not be here or we may all of been speaking German.  (As our guide told us. )

One Liner Wednesday. Alternative Dictionary

Transverse : Cross sex verse.

Transpose : Cross sex stance

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One Liner Wednesday: Alternative Dictionary.

Abbotoire : A trio of Clerics.

Abbotsford : Car for Monks

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One Liner Wednesday : Okay Google !

I overheard  this  conversation  between my husband  and his  phone ….yes  I  did  say  that ! My  husband  spoke  to his  phone  and  a female  voice answered. I have  this  app on  my  phone also as  I  am sure  many of  you  do  too. Yet  more  surprising  is  the  last  answer  that  Google spoke.

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Husband to phone : Okay Google where is our red dish.

Google: here are some results.

Husband: Google you are useless.

Google : My engineers will be disappointed to hear that.

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