One – Liner Wednesday.Not King Arthur!

One Liner Wednesday from our Brilliant LindaGHill.

Who invented the round table: 

Circumference

One for you Dale Cooper

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What what do you call a small Irish person ?

Anaemic.

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The Argument.

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I know that it is  raining  I can see that it wet

But you are my familiar  and not a blooming pet!

I have asked you nicely I have even said please

Now go and get me food or I shall infest you with flees.

 

Excuse me, Lady  Mistress, this does not seem quite right

Just where in my contract does it say I have to work for you at night!

You have run me ragged every minute of today

I am tired now and my feathers are wet and here in the warm I need to stay.

 

Pardon me, my fine feathered friend pardon me my beauty

I am not requesting  that you get me food I am demanding that you do your duty.

I am the one in charge not you , I am the tortured soul of a Vampire

You do as I bid  and brook me not.Go, go on, What are waiting for, wet weather attire.

 

Well Mistress that would not go amiss for I am not a duck,

And if I get lost  you will miss out and that would be such bad luck.

Be Gone Get out and find me fresh blood

And if you play your cards right I shall dip you in the stream on your return to remove the mud.

 

 

Haiku Excalibur

Today is all rush rush  so I am posting  an Arthurian Haiku that I put on poetry corner  a wonderful place to visit. Now it is important that you realize this little Haiku was written tongue in cheek. I do hope to be business as usual tomorrow!

Excalibur

All was silent all was calm

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From below there arose an arm.

 

The birds where stilled and the breeze did drop.

The arm with the sword suddenly withdrew, kerplop!

How did I ever manage?

I never have been lazy nor ever been one to shirk . But boy I just can’t figure out how I ever managed when I was still at work?

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Monday it is gym Wednesday and Friday too  but if I want my back to last it is what I must do!

Plus Friday there is Pilates then Saturday Deep Core I am amazed to realize that I am doing much more than before.

Meeting you for coffee, then rushing round for tea dong this and doing that there is no time left for me!

I have to post this letter and I have a book to read. The house needs hoovering and the the flower beds need a weed!

The girls and I are off on a trip a girly, girls weekend. Not to forget the new Yoga class maybe they can teach me how to bend.

Now I cannot hang around all day talking to you, I am sorry I just don’t have the time, there is just so much to do! I never have been lazy nor ever been one to shirk . But boy I just can’t figure how I ever managed when I was still at work?

THE MYSTERY OF ODD SOCK.

What is this, where is it from. No one recognizes it, it must of been there for aeons! Where did I  find it where had it been, nobody had seen it until it materialize by the drying machine!

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It isn’t yours and it is mine the boys have all been gone for a long time nor have I seen it on the washing line. Could it be a foreigner, could it be a plant could it possibly belong to your mum or your aunt?

It was not dusty,was  is it within a forcefield, is it an alien do we all need to keep our eyes peeled! I have inspected it thoroughly inside and out I was going to dis-guard it but in my mind there is some doubt.

I always thought they got eaten by  the washing machine, this one is on it’s own yes, but it is dry and it is clean.

I suppose it must of escaped, it must of survived I wonder where it’s partner is and more importantly is it still alive. I shall have to check the dryer in case the other one eventually arrives!