Fibbing Friday 11th September 2020.

PCGuyIV https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/ and pensitivity101 share the Fibbing Friday Challenge
This week Di is our host.

To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions for “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to pensitivity101’s post so that others can enjoy your answers and maybe join in too!
As the title of this series suggests, truth is not an option as the idea is to fib.

  1. ‘She had the biggest aspidistra in the world.’ But what is an aspidistra?
    It’s a snake with a bad attitude!
  2. What is the main ingredient in Beef Wellington?
    Rubber, what else?
  3. Who was Tufty?
    A boys at school with unfortunate hair!
  4. What is a Port Folio?
    Tin foil especially made for wrapping bottles of port.
  5. What is a bootee?
    A woollen cover used on a golf course.
  6. What is meant by ‘You have been tangoed’?
    It means you’ve lost your sun tan.
  7. What is a blue bottle?
    A bottle made of blue glass
  8. How do you make shortbread?
    You use small tins.
  9. What colour is cotton candy?
    Sky blue pink
  10. What are cowslips and snap dragons?
    Cowslips are petticoats for cows, and Snapdragons are bad-tempered people.
    There you go I did my best!

NaPoWriMo Day 19 Used Car.

NoPoWriMo : DAY19 TODAY’S PROMPT IS TO write a poem in the form of a personal ad!

USED CAR ADS. ( personal to cars)

Older car for sale in need of TLC

Body work interesting , advice free

Great buy for young lad with time to spare

Had one careful owner , was looked after with great care.

Okay lets cut the crap

The steering wheel is bent and I have lost my fuel cap.

The bodywork is iffy and  full of dents

The lights are broken and mice live in the heating vents.

My chrome is all rusted

If you want a long drive I just can’t be trusted.

You might just be able to get me back from the brink

But if I was a ship I reckon I’d sink.

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