One-Liner Wednesday. More Family Humour. What?

Having just sat, nerves on edge through the England v Denmark semi finals! We got a message from Eldest son.

“I was so bored with the Match that I bought myself a new bike.”

How could he of been bored?

PART OF LINDAGHILL’S ONE-LINER WEDNESDAY.

Whoever they were they were not bored.

Explosion.

Explosion Reaction

Image from Deviantart.

Explosion! what did he say.
No way, this is not right
He cannot say that today.
Close my eyes it’ll be all right.

Let me out I need some air
This is not happening now.
Not me, no this is not fair.
I can’t breathe,this is …. wow.

Open a window I am chocking here.
Yes a glass of water please
He’s spoken the words we all fear.
Please say it’s not true, this is just a tease.

Out in the street the traffic is loud.
Sweating profusely I shiver and shake.
I want to scream caught in this crowd.
Cancer it’s more than I can take.

One-Liner Wednesday: 2 Dec 2020 Really?

Part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday

“Don’t get hopes up about rapid Covid vaccine rollout, Boris Johnson tells UK.”

Boris Johnson

Three Things Challenge #228

Welcome to The Three Things Challenge. Hosted by Di at pensitivity101
For those of you unfamiliar with the challenge, every day I list three things that may, or may not, be related.
You don’t have to use them all if you don’t want to, simply read the prompt and see where your creativity takes you. There are no restrictions regarding length, style, or genre apart from keeping it family friendly.
You can use the 3TC, #threethingschallenge or TTC as a tag and the logo if you wish.

Our three things today are Double, Disbelief, Burst.

© willowdot21

This burst the bubble

The disbelief was double

These two meant trouble.

How can you ( A Nonnet)

How can you take something shiny and new

Degrade and remove it from view

Spoil all it was, be so base

Wipe the smile from  my face

Why, why  fall from grace

Are you happy now

I am not

Are you ??

True.

 

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