One-Liner Wednesday 27/11/16

As part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday please accept this feeble entry to the alternative dictionary.

Portrait = Bad personality characteristic.

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One-Liner Wednesday.20/11/19.

This week I am going for an entry for the Alternative dictionary.

Parking : Equal to Royalty.

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One-Liner Wednesday. 1/8/2019

A word for the Alternative Dictionary.

Equivalence : Posh Horse Blanket.

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One-Liner Wednesday : Alternative Dictionary.

Here is one for the Alternative Dictionary. A bit of a stretch but if said out loud it works. Also rather topical this week, 50 years after the first men stepped on the moon.

Pilates : Tablet form posh coffee for astronauts.

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One-Liner Wednesday

Here is one from the Alternative Dictionary, for those of us worried about global warming:

Battenburg ( as in cake)

Shoring up an iceberg.

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Bye, little monkey. We’ll miss you!

One-Liner Wednesday. Alternative Dictionary.

Today for LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday I have an entry for the Alternative Dictionary.

Hyperextension:

When there is more exstension than house.

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One – Liner Wednesday.

Alternative Dictionary.

Defender : The bumper on a car?

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One Liner Wednesday, Late Friday.

A burglar who can’t get through windows or in or out of a getaway car is suffering from

Conflab

This is a very late alternative Dictionary entry for LindaGHill’s
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One-Liner Wednesday –

This week I am joining Dale at Dairy of an internet nobody with his Alternative Dictionary.

Conpodium : A plinth for a criminal.

Okay this is a WRONG spelling. Let’s try Consensus : A list of conmen or criminals.

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One Liner Wednesday Late Again.

This is one for the Alternative Dictionary.

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Lunatics. . Night sounds

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