One – Liner Wednesday.

Alternative Dictionary.

Defender : The bumper on a car?

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One-Liner Wednesday –

This week I am joining Dale at Dairy of an internet nobody with his Alternative Dictionary.

Conpodium : A plinth for a criminal.

Okay this is a WRONG spelling. Let’s try Consensus : A list of conmen or criminals.

Check this out Ritu 💜💜💜

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#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 16th, and One-Liner Wednesday

“I am staying in bed until I feel better.”

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#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 9th, and One-Liner Wednesday

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit… but the highest form of intelligence.” Oscar Wilde

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One Liner Wednesday Late Again.

This is one for the Alternative Dictionary.

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Lunatics. . Night sounds

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One-Liner Wednesday,17/10/18

This is part of LindaGHill’s One-Liner Wednesday.

Life is too short to deal with customer service of phone company, bank or government department!

I just have not got enough life left to cope with them!

Quote from ME. After a stressful day.

One-Liner Wednesday 3/9/18

Pilates Teacher arrives ! Three of us are seated awaiting her arrival.

“Sitting is the new smoking”

She announced !😖😠😣

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One-Liner Wednesday. Christmas card list.

I was at the Drs yesterday, she mentioned that she loved my finger nails

Not so keen on my toenails though.

She said they reminded her of a fungal infection.

That’s her off of my Christmas card list.

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One-Liner Wednesday. Smile

“Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don’t get so worked up about things.”

Kenneth Brenagh

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Just Jot It January. One Liner Wednesday. Yoda.

“When you look at the darkside, careful you must be. For the darkside looks back.”

Yoda .

This is for Day 24 of Just Jot it January.

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