One-Liner Wednesday and Just Jot January.

And so we’re told this is the golden age and gold is the reason for the wars we wage

Quote  from Bono and U2 , Song New Year’s Day from the album War.

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One Liner Wednesday. Alternative Dictionary

Transverse : Cross sex verse.

Transpose : Cross sex stance

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One Line Wednesday, in Two Lines.

Set the scene: hubby and friend sitting on the sofa chatting. 

Hubby: Those hearing aids you have are pretty good!

Friend : Pardon?

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One Liner Wednesday.Wine

It’s wine o’clock, thank Goodness!

Said by a stressed me!

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One Liner Wednesday.

Never be sad for what is over,just be glad that it was once yours…

 Author: Anonymous

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One Liner Wednesday :Travel

Part of  LindaGHill‘s  One Liner Wednesday

It is better to travel well than to arrive.

Buddha

One Liner Wednesday:

This is part of LindaGHill‘s One-Liner Wednesday. 

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What what do you call a small Irish person ?

Anaemic.

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One Liner Wednesday: At the Dentist .

I am at this moment sitting in the dentist’s waiting room waiting to hear the words : “Would you like to  come up.” These words from the dentist make me want to run.

This is part of One Liner Wednesday as organised by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday: Really?

Over heard, two octogenarians discussing their deceased husband’s:

“I suppose it is for the best in a way , if they were still here we would have to look after them”

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Oneliner Wednesday: Live

Live everyday  as if it is  your last, make  the most of  every second!

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Anon, rejigged by  me.

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Anyone who would like to try it out, feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post, and if you do, you can ping back to Linda’post here to help your blog get more exposure. To execute a ping back, just copy the URL in the address bar on Linda’s post and paste it somewhere in the body of your post. Your link will show up in the comments on Linda’s  page. Please ensure that the One-Liner Wednesday you’re pinging back to is this week’s! Otherwise, no one will likely see it butLinda.

As with Stream of Consciousness Saturday (SoCS), if you see a ping back from someone else in my comment section, click and have a read. It’s bound to be short and sweet.

Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Make it either funny or inspirational.

3. Use the tag #1lineWed for more exposure.

Have fun!