One-Liner Wednesday.

Pilates Teacher to class : “Our Ankles Talk To Our Shoulders!”

Me to myself : “Yes But Some Shoulders Are More Polite To Their Ankles Than Others!”

This was brought to you as part of LindaGHill‘s #1linerWeds.

One -Liner Wednesday. 17th/4/2019

Ruby is not the dog poo fairy. Dog owners pick up your dog’s poo. ####.

This rant was brought to you after a very stressful dog walk. Care of LindaGHill‘s #1linerWeds.

One-Liner Wednesday on Thursday.

“It’s really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!”

Twitter, 19/10/15

I think you can Guess Who ?

D. Trump

This is part of LindaGHill’s #1lineWeds.

One Liner Wednesday, Late Friday.

A burglar who can’t get through windows or in or out of a getaway car is suffering from

Conflab

This is a very late alternative Dictionary entry for LindaGHill’s
#1linerWeds

One-Liner Wednesday.

If I hear one more word about Brexit I shall explode.

#1linerWeds.

One-Liner Wednesday. Talk to the face.

Part of One Liner Wednesday from LindaGHill

Facebook will back soon.

Facebook is down for required maintenance right now, but you should be able to get back on within a few hours.

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After the way they are treating me , am I bothered?

One Liner Wednesday. Diet.

Husband: ‘I am on a diet.’

Ten minutes later.

Husband: ‘Shall I have that last Apple pie.’

Rules and Pingback here

#1lineWeds.

One-Liner Wednesday.

This photo is doing the rounds, it is not mine. I do not lay any claim to it but it makes me laugh I hope it does you too.

This is for LindaGHill‘s #1lineWeds.

One-Liner Wednesday.13/2/2019.

I hate the the early morning before the light appears and and my mind is running riot.

Just thought my me and written down immediately for LindaGHill’s #1linerWeds.

One-Liner Wednesday

If you want children to be intelligent read the fairytales. If you want them to be more intelligent read them more fairytales.

Albert Einstein

#1linerWeds

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