Fibbing Friday 11th September 2020.

PCGuyIV https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/ and pensitivity101 share the Fibbing Friday Challenge
This week Di is our host.

To join in, write a post with your answers to the 10 questions for “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday. Then link back to pensitivity101’s post so that others can enjoy your answers and maybe join in too!
As the title of this series suggests, truth is not an option as the idea is to fib.

  1. ‘She had the biggest aspidistra in the world.’ But what is an aspidistra?
    It’s a snake with a bad attitude!
  2. What is the main ingredient in Beef Wellington?
    Rubber, what else?
  3. Who was Tufty?
    A boys at school with unfortunate hair!
  4. What is a Port Folio?
    Tin foil especially made for wrapping bottles of port.
  5. What is a bootee?
    A woollen cover used on a golf course.
  6. What is meant by ‘You have been tangoed’?
    It means you’ve lost your sun tan.
  7. What is a blue bottle?
    A bottle made of blue glass
  8. How do you make shortbread?
    You use small tins.
  9. What colour is cotton candy?
    Sky blue pink
  10. What are cowslips and snap dragons?
    Cowslips are petticoats for cows, and Snapdragons are bad-tempered people.
    There you go I did my best!

Ronovan Writes #Weekly #Haiku #Poetry Prompt #Challenge 312 Intent&Thought

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Rediscovering

Nature is my sole intent

All life here in thought

The Challenge Words! From Ronovanwrite’s Weekly Haiku Challenge.

Intent&Thought

Fibbing Friday.

Di gave us some great questions to close out March with last week. Now it’s my turn to get the fibbing started for April!

Now for this week’s questions:

What is the Pythagorean Theorem?

A Mathematical Myth

What is the Higgs boson better known as?

Banging into things

Technically an acronym, what does COVID-19 actually stand for?

Answers on the back of a postcard

What is the Theory of Relativity?

Grandparents, parents, children, uncles, aunts , brothers, sisters are connected.

What is Newton’s Third Law?

Nothing wins

What is the difference between mass and weight?
One is said in church and one is not.

What is the formula for density?
Durrr! Don’t know

What is the process by which a solid transforms directly into a gas called?
indigestion

What makes biology unique compared to other sciences?
The spelling

According to one particular idiom, what do April showers bring?
wet clothes

This is Fibbing Friday and this week it comes to us courtesy of Thoughts and Theories.

#Fibbing Friday : 27th March 2020

Di at Pensitivity101 said:

Frank gave us some great questions last week and now it’s my turn.
As regular readers know, between us we have kept the Fibbing Friday challenge going and thank you all for your support and participation.

Below are 10 questions, the answers to which are entirely up to you.
The idea though is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly or even outrageous, in your response as you evade the truth.
Write a post with your answers and tag it “Fibbing Friday” or #FibbingFriday, then link back to this post so that others can enjoy your them and maybe join in too!

Well I thought why not? So here is my effort.

1. What was the significance of the little white dot on the TV screen at 11 pm?

No one knows anymore it’s slipped into the analog of time


2. Who were the Woodentops?

A group of frienldy police men .


3. What is meant by the Gravy Train?

Really? It’s obvious, a train full of gravy!


4. Who sang about flowers in the rain?

Gandalf.


5. What do the initials MP stand for?

Moronic Person


6. What was Jiminy Cricket’s job?

Playing guitar for Buddy Holly


7. Why are diamonds measured in carats?

The same reason that engines are measured in horsepower.


8. What do Kimball and Hammond have in common?

Organ donation


9. What is a swizzle stick?

A new type of masonry drill


10. What are chick peas?

A typo the spelling should be chick pees that should make it clearer.

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