Linda is here again with our Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt. What are the chances of that? Here’s your prompt:
Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “bagged.” Use it any way you’d like. Enjoy!
Hello I am Ruby and I have a tail, hahaha, I also have a tale of injustice to tell. Many moons ago when I first retired and moved in with Willow and her Hubby (he is my favourite because he walked me on my free exercise walks from when I started work as a guide dog at sixteen months, anyway I digress) . As I was saying not long after I moved in I was framed for a henious crime! I WAS BAGGED!
When willow came now early one morning she found me with her shopping bag around my neck! Well she could not believe what she saw and so she took a photo of me! The indignity!
The fact that I am licking my lips in that photo has nothing to do with the bag of carrots that had been left in said bag and was now empty. Those carrots had been cut up and bagged for me to snack on while we were out! So in essence they were my carrots and you can steal what is yours can you?
I was questioned about the carrots and the ripped up plastic bag, they had been bagged in! I was told the fact I was wearing the shoppingbag around my neck meant I was guilty, caught red pawed, banged to rights and bagged!
No one believed me when I explained it was willow’s tame Vampire Bear who had eaten the carrots , hung the bag around my neck and framed me in fact bagged me! I mean would you trust this guy??
Well would you ? I certainly wouldn’t, don’t and never will! He got me Bagged!