Christmas Fairy Blues.

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Christmas Fairy Blues.

It’s not fair it’s a shame

Christmas has come and gone again.

I am cold and put on weight

All those chocolates I normally HATE!

The holly has all gone from the halls,

And someone broken my best baw-balls!

There is a bit of Christmas tree

Stuck up part of my anatomy.

It is cold and bloody wet

But no one gives a damn about me I bet.

No one worries about the Christmas fairy

As long as she is cute and pert and not BIG AND HAIRY.

The snow has gone and turned to slush

The dogs  are eyeing  me up  would help if I SHOUTED MUSH!

Santa came, he was drunk, and rough

And now this fairy is UP THE DUFF.

25 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Ritu
    Dec 29, 2020 @ 12:48:45

    Oh! Ho ho!!! That was good, sis!!!

    Reply

  2. Frank Hubeny
    Dec 29, 2020 @ 13:16:14

    The “big and hairy” ones would cause me some concern as well. The cute ones may be worse, but at least they are not big and hairy.

    Reply

  3. pensitivity101
    Dec 29, 2020 @ 16:22:20

    Would the fairy bairn be a ‘fairy light’ then Willow? Fun.

    Reply

  4. Jane Dougherty
    Dec 29, 2020 @ 18:45:53

    Ha ha! I’ve never thought of Christmas as having ‘consequences’ 🙂

    Reply

  5. lssattitudeofgratitude
    Dec 29, 2020 @ 18:59:42

    Poor little fairy

    Reply

  6. Betty Hayes Albright
    Jan 01, 2021 @ 01:19:41

    😄 Enjoyed ☺

    Reply

  7. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View
    Jan 05, 2021 @ 01:38:12

    I love this POEM it is warped I printed it out and will use it with my family

    Live Long And Laughter

    Reply

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