Husband: ‘I am on a diet.’
Ten minutes later.
Husband: ‘Shall I have that last Apple pie.’
#1lineWeds.
06 Mar 2019 8 Comments
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Husband: ‘I am on a diet.’
Ten minutes later.
Husband: ‘Shall I have that last Apple pie.’
#1lineWeds.
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Mar 06, 2019 @ 22:53:37
I’ve never heard of the apple pie diet. Does it work? :-p :-p
Mar 07, 2019 @ 10:12:06
Lol I will keep you posted on his progress! ❤
Mar 07, 2019 @ 04:09:55
Haha, spoken like a true husband
Mar 07, 2019 @ 10:13:38
Yes indeed and I had left out that he had also eaten the last home made chocolate cup cake!
Mar 07, 2019 @ 05:29:09
Sounds like me sis 💜
Mar 07, 2019 @ 10:14:27
Lol…. really ❤
Mar 08, 2019 @ 02:43:28
Lol – sounds familiar! 😄❤️
Mar 08, 2019 @ 06:38:22
I guess it’s very common 😃