One-Liner Wednesday

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Well it’s not Wednesday and it’s not one line but here goes anyway.

Having asked hubby to buy some creme fresh and double cream I went to the fridge to check the dates. Then I spotted some steak. “Oh! I said, you have bought some steak” ” you told me to” he replied. I gave this some thought and replied, “can you get cream and creme fresh, and make sure they have *decent dates” Hubby laughed I thought you said get some decent steak”. ???

Well the dates on the cream and creme fresh are good, and they steak looks good too.

We are both fluent but in different languages…….

* decent dates : shelf life on the the goods.

#1LineWeds.

30 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. LindaGHill
    Jul 27, 2018 @ 16:48:32

    Hahaha! Good to know that sometimes bad communication can get you a nice steak! πŸ˜€ Thanks for the laugh, my friend. ❀

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  2. Jane Dougherty
    Jul 27, 2018 @ 17:57:40

    At least you didn’t get a load of dried fruit πŸ™‚

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  3. roninjax
    Jul 27, 2018 @ 18:43:12

    Dates and steaks sound reasonable to me. πŸ™‚ I catch myself, others do too, misinterpreting verbal conversation at times. Maybe that’s why I like writing more today – so I can read back what I said or re-read what I read. πŸ™‚

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  4. Ritu
    Jul 27, 2018 @ 19:30:12

    Ha ha!!!!

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  5. Betty Hayes Albright
    Jul 27, 2018 @ 20:53:26

    Made me smile – glad you got what you wanted, and more! Enjoy your surprise steaks. 😊❀️

    Reply

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