Stream of Consciousness Saturday: Stuff, Stuffed ,Stuff!

OKAY! Now  Linda  is  away  in Japan  and  she  has  left  this  endearing  renegade in charge  his  name  is

PAVOWSKI

Now  this  Pavowski said: That prompt is “stuff.” Simple, right? Ehh, maybe, maybe not. You could go direct: literal, basic. Stuff as a thing is pretty ubiquitous. Or you could go all metaphorical, even symbolic. You might even, if you’re feeling saucy, use “stuff” as a root and wander into the wild realms of the participle (stuffed) or the progressive (stuffing) or even the gerund (also stuffing, sorry for the English Teacher wheelies). One request: whether you feel saucy or not, please don’t actually mention sauce. Or do, but be prepared that I might hork all over your blog if you do.

 

 

Okay  well I  am  going  to  stay  on  the  subject  of  turkeys but  my  turkey  is  for Christmas  and  so  has  a little  longer  to  stuff it’s face  and  range  free!

Now  I have  had  the  mother  of  all stresses   ordering  my  said  bird! It  has  been  the  stuff of nightmares. I have  in fact  made four  or is it five  calls to  sort  out  my  festive  order. The  entire  thing  has  left  me feeling  much  less  than  festive   and  ready  to  stuff  the  turkey  up  the  the  supplier in  question’s rear end!

All that  stuff  aside  as I said I have finally  got  my  bird  ordered  and I have  my  conformation  email to prove it!

The  next big  question  will be  what  shall I  stuff it  with? sage and onion, sausage meat, apricot and  apple, mushroom,bacon, mushroom and  herb,bread  and  celery  or  last  but  not  least sausage , apple  and  cranberry. Yes  so  much stuff  to  put into  stuffing!

So if  Christmas  is  the  stuff of  dreams, and  we  are  the  stuff of  life  I am totally  stuffed  because  I  am exhausted  already   and  I have only  just  made it past  the  first  hurdle!….. What other  nasty  stuff is  hiding  out  there  to  ambush  me…. bad  tempered  elves on the rampage, drunk  abusive  Father Christmases  who have  stuffed  themselves  full of  mince pies  and  sherry, Tree  fairies  who  refuse  to  take  their place atop  the tree ( mind  you  who  would in  all honesty  enjoy  half  a  fir tree up  their bum? )  .

So  before I  get  stuffed, or  get stuffing  I  am going  to  put  my  feet up  and  re-read  my  so  hard  fought  for  confirmation  email and  all the other  stuff can  go get stuffed for  now!

Here is  the  pingback

and  here  are  the  rules

8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Pavowski
    Nov 28, 2015 @ 22:26:21

    There is no defense against rampaging ill-tempered elves.

    Reply

  2. gigoid
    Nov 28, 2015 @ 23:27:54

    Excellent stuff! Stuffed with stuffing made of stuff; grand!

    gigoid

    Reply

  3. Susan
    Nov 29, 2015 @ 02:01:55

    Great job with your prompt. Very funny. 🙂

    Reply

  4. dalecooper57
    Nov 29, 2015 @ 20:32:30

    Succulent
    Turkey,
    Utterly
    Fabulous
    Food.

    Reply

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