The Christmas Fairy that got the Hump

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It’s not fair it’s a shame Christmas has come and gone again.

I am cold and put on weight eating all those chocolates I normally HATE!

The holly has all gone from the halls,

And some one broke my favourite balls!

There is a bit of Christmas tree

Stuck up the most embarrassing PART OF ME.!!

It is cold and bloody wet but no one gives a damn about me I bet.

No one worries about the Christmas fairy

As long as she is cute and pert and not BIG AND HAIRY.

The snow has gone and turned to slush

The dogs  are eyeing  me up   I doubt it would help if I SHOUTED MUSH!

Santa came when he was drunk, he was hot and he was rough

And now this fairy is UP THE DUFF!!

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I WANT TO WISH ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS A VERY VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

WITH LOTS OF LOVE WILLOWDOT21

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14 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Wendell A. Brown
    Dec 25, 2012 @ 09:59:22

    I wish the same to you Willow, and may your New Year be an abundantly blessed one!

    Reply

  2. andy1076
    Dec 25, 2012 @ 13:07:29

    Merry Christmas! 🙂

    Reply

  3. lenwilliamscarver
    Dec 25, 2012 @ 16:41:39

    MERRY CHRISTMAS WILLOW!!!

    Reply

  4. gingerweirgavin weir
    Dec 25, 2012 @ 19:17:49

    LOL , & loi !
    Very Merry chrimble ! Loving your spirit …….KISS

    Reply

  5. kate58
    Dec 26, 2012 @ 09:17:43

    Merry Christmas, beautiful Willow! ❤

    Reply

  6. zendictive
    Dec 27, 2012 @ 18:17:00

    chipper I see (~_~) (grin)

    Reply

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