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Riddle, riddle has the cat found a fiddle or is it a violin? Riddle,riddle the cow is in a space suit suffering from original sin.
Humpty Dumpy took up cookery he was all excited. He burst into tears when he was invited.He heard he couldn’t make a cake without breaking eggs, it only confirmed his worst fears.
Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating Humpty’s cake she put in her thumb and pulled out a plumb and that was not her first mistake. The little dog laughed until his sides ached.
Skipperty, slipperty the floor boards are rickety and little boy Blue had put on weight. Since he’d met simple Simon and they’d mugged the pie man crashing through floor boards was their fate.
Ding a ding dong the old woman sang a song , climbing the walls in her mind. The children were driving her mad.She hit a few and sent them crashing screaming and shouting that her old man was a cad!

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I riddle , riddle my whole life is a fiddle not knowing what is to be done. But tell me now why your laces are undone my diddle dumpling son John.
Fly high skies,mind the custard pies if left too long they attract dirty blue flies! So rockaby my baby on the tree top. Who the f**k put you up there! If the storm rages you will fall and I will be arrested for neglect so damn it all!
Sep 09, 2012 @ 22:28:38
Mother Goose found crack……
now wants her rhymes back.
To sell them for another hit,
she doesn’t give a shit….
Life is about a high
never wondering why
or otherwise how
a fucking cow
could jump over the moon.
“Just give me the spoon,
you lousy shit.
Hold the flame and
I’ll mix the hit.”
Draw the juice
and into the vein.
Mother Goose
sang and sang.
While she flew
someone shot little Jack Horner.
‘Cuz that name is just stupid.
It’s made up to rhyme with corner….
And Mary put Humpty into the mix…
Eggs go really good with lamb chops.
But they scream a lot in the microwave.
Fuck you Humpty.
Why would the kings men
put you together again?
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Mother goose is dead, of an overdose……
Love your confusion Willow!!!!!
Sep 09, 2012 @ 22:50:38
And I love your reply John, tell me did the little star twinkle or was it a Mars bar??
Sep 16, 2012 @ 10:54:40
😆 Hysterical!
Sep 16, 2012 @ 13:54:03
Life certainly is!!
Sep 10, 2012 @ 22:00:30
Wonderful to be able to laugh at our human foibles like this!
Sep 11, 2012 @ 10:52:14
aye better laugh than cry!
Sep 11, 2012 @ 16:38:37
Loved this, Willow. Bet even Mother Goose would laugh at this! xx
Sep 11, 2012 @ 16:41:53
well I hope she would , I did enjoy writing this one ! Hope you are having a good week! 😉
Sep 11, 2012 @ 16:51:43
I’m good, babes. Cold, cause the weather is definitely autumnal, but as I type this, my spirits are good. Thanks so much for caring & being my friend. ♥
Sep 12, 2012 @ 04:58:06
SERIOUSLY, Willow? Have you been taking poetry classes or something? Does your husband think you’re out ‘n about doing “goodness knows” but you’re at poetry classes? ! I’m just wondering… Because your writing is just great these days.
Sep 12, 2012 @ 07:05:41
Thank you Noeleen but no , no poetry lessens just lots things happen in my life and I feel the need to write about them. Also ideas just seem to pop up and so I write. I must say your latest chapter about having Daniel screaming on the plane certainly awoke sleeping distant memories! xx
Sep 15, 2012 @ 12:42:54
cute and cuddly … (~_~)
Sep 15, 2012 @ 13:02:43
It’s a shame life is not cute and cuddly
Sep 15, 2012 @ 13:09:45
embrace what is, perspectives, ever hug a puppy? (strip the skin from the puppy is it still a cute puppy?)
Sep 15, 2012 @ 14:15:49
Ewe Art that is a harsh analogy but I understand what you are saying 😉 thank you xx
Sep 16, 2012 @ 10:55:46
You are living the pain and it resonates in many creative ways… Keep on truckin’ lady! 🙂
Sep 16, 2012 @ 13:52:06
I intend to 😉 or die trying!! X
Sep 16, 2012 @ 13:56:03
Right on Cleopatra! I tell you, slang words were the bomb in the1970s/80s! Now it’s all F this, F that! 😆
Sep 16, 2012 @ 14:45:14
yes sorry! 😉
Sep 24, 2012 @ 11:15:09
Thank you Rose not sure I deserve this but thank !! xx