Tissue Abuse!/ A Tissue of Lies!

I lie here crisp, virgin, pure and new. I lie here at the top of the pile waiting for you. The tension is mounting what can I do, I know any time  now I shall be seized and used roughly by you.

I have never hurt you so is it fair that I should feel so threatened by you standing there! …..OH! no be gentle , don’t squeeze me that way.I don’t think you are listening to a word that I say.

OH! please this awful what did I ever do to you, to use use me so cruelly and cover me with your goo!

ARRRRH! now you just drop me tell me is that fair to throw me in the bin and then just disappear.

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Figurehead

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I am the eyes and the heart of the ship. I always have the future in my sight . I have the men of this vessel in my keep and I watch over them by day as they work and by night as they sleep.

I am their protection their safe haven I show them the way to go, I carry them, I guide them. I am to be trusted and this they know.

The rain and the hail always hit me first the waves crash across me sometimes it is a curse. I am adored and loved by my crew and as long as they protect, polish and love me for them there is nothing I would not do.

I am their magic protector and with me they are safe I shall carry them soundly through tempest and storm. They will be safe wrapped in my tender embrace. At night I shall rock them gently through the mountainous waves I shall glide them until the fresh and calm morn.

I am the first  to arrive at safe harbour I am the first to leave. I am the eyes and the heart of this ship I am the one to be thanked for the gifts my crew receive.

Thank goodness there are some humane Humans left! I think Rumpydog will appreciate this one too in fact all my friends will. So God bless all those who help.