It’s not fair it’s a shame Christmas has come and gone again. I am cold and I have put on weight eating all those chocolates which normally I HATE!
all fed up!
The holly has all gone from the halls and some one broke my favourite balls and there is a bit of Christmas tree stuck up the most embarrassing PART OF ME.
It is cold and it is bloody wet but no one gives a damn about me I bet. No one worries about the Christmas fairy as long as she is cute and pert and not BIG AND HAIRY.
The snow has gone and turned to slush and looking at those dogs over there I doubt it would help if I SHOUTED MUSH!
Santa came when he was drunk, he was hot and he was rough and now this fairy is UP THE DUFF!!
Jan 06, 2012 @ 19:44:52
I always feel like that after Christmas haha
All the hoping and excitement of 364 days and then it’s over.
Love this, it’s a hoot!
Andrea
Jan 06, 2012 @ 19:59:58
hehehehehe! Just what I was getting at Andrea but I do hope Santa has not got you up the Duff! 😀 XXX
Jan 06, 2012 @ 19:44:59
😀 I like it, Willow.
Jan 06, 2012 @ 20:01:33
why thank you sir, I like it too ( sneaky wink and coy smile.)
Jan 08, 2012 @ 02:59:55
Black humor enough, okay. Spring’s coming.
Jan 08, 2012 @ 09:09:38
well it had better hurry up!!
Jan 09, 2012 @ 04:10:22
🙂 This one made me smile. A smart little thought on a holiday/winter plague of a problem
Jan 09, 2012 @ 11:10:52
Hehe! 😀 sometimes we just have to laugh!!
Jul 02, 2013 @ 17:54:26
Too funny. It think parents often feel the same when all the celebrating is done, the months of preparation are over, the toys are broken and pine needles are everywhere. 🙂
Jul 02, 2013 @ 17:57:07
So so true!! and usually the hoover is broken!! 😉
Jul 02, 2013 @ 18:01:06
And where do you put all the new stuff?!? The shelves are full!
Jul 02, 2013 @ 18:02:29
OH! Thank goodness mine are grown and flown!!
Jul 02, 2013 @ 21:01:40
Mine are still flapping their wings…
Jul 02, 2013 @ 21:06:09
hahahaha! what a wonderful picture that paints. xx
Jul 02, 2013 @ 21:22:11
They chirp a lot and have their mouths open for food, too.
Jul 02, 2013 @ 21:34:47
better and better I see a story developing here. 😉
Jul 02, 2013 @ 22:16:35
I wrote a chapter book for kids about swallows, actually… 🙂
Jul 03, 2013 @ 07:56:50
I bet that is a delight. Did you have it published
Jul 03, 2013 @ 10:38:48
I only sent it to one publisher, who did not respond. Mulling over what to do next, and writing fairy tales.
Jul 03, 2013 @ 15:30:25
I sent one of my children’s books to loads of publishing houses it came back with a nice thank you but not thank you every time ! I am thinking of ebook self publishing now! 🙂
Jul 03, 2013 @ 16:26:07
I thought I might go to writer’s conferences when the kids are back in school. Have you published traditionally?
Jul 03, 2013 @ 16:27:08
No I have not been able to do so ! ;(
Jul 03, 2013 @ 16:43:59
I’ll sprinkle fairy dust and send magical thoughts your way. 🙂 I will visualize us both published.
Jul 03, 2013 @ 16:45:13
Thanks that will be brilliant!
Jul 03, 2013 @ 16:47:12
🙂
Jul 03, 2013 @ 16:48:26
😉
Dec 31, 2018 @ 10:39:08
Oh that’s hilarious sis!!!
Dec 31, 2018 @ 10:50:19
I rather like it too, poor fairy 💜💜
Dec 31, 2018 @ 23:56:41
Oh dear poor fairy.
Jan 01, 2019 @ 09:46:52
Yes she is not at all happy.🤔