It’s not fair it’s a shame Christmas has come and gone again. I am cold and I have put on weight eating all those chocolates which normally I HATE!

all fed up!
The holly has all gone from the halls and some one broke my favourite balls and there is a bit of Christmas tree stuck up the most embarrassing PART OF ME.
It is cold and it is bloody wet but no one gives a damn about me I bet. No one worries about the Christmas fairy as long as she is cute and pert and not BIG AND HAIRY.
The snow has gone and turned to slush and looking at those dogs over there I doubt it would help if I SHOUTED MUSH!
Santa came when he was drunk, he was hot and he was rough and now this fairy is UP THE DUFF!!