Can I have my spanners back

Can I have my spanners back I need them for my bike. I really need those spanners back or you can take a hike. They were only there for you on lone you can’t keep them forever, when am I gonna  see them please you can’t have them on the never never.

I really need those spanners back the cars now playing up if you don’t give those spanners back I’ll have to kick your butt! You must think it is easy to make a fool of me But I have pinched your hammer and coming round to get my spanners back ..No one makes a fool of me!

GIVE ME BACK MY SPANNERS

My exploding tin of flowers

I had an exploding tin of flowers , it made me feel fine. I would slip out after hours and watch the flying colours while I drink my wine.

I offered you my flowers I hoped to make you happy too. Sadly you were allergic and you came out with symptoms like the flu.

I tried to put my exploding flowers back into the tin it was so very hard to do my patience soon began to wear thin.

All I really wanted was to spread a little fun but so far I’ve made you feel ill and I have cut my thumb!!

That’s it I have had enough now, they came out so they must go back in, they wont , they don’t  OH! darn it I’ve had enough they are going in the dustbin!